What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 23:53

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Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
What is the most gay experience with your dad?
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Photos: the ‘No Kings’ rally in Oakland draws over 10,000 attendees - The Oaklandside
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Which type of physical cable has fastest transmission speed?
Loons and Moons
Still no good
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.